Kids Get Blamed For Stealing Cash, The Actual Criminal (Cat) Gets Caught Red-Pawed

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Jul 21, 2022 1:00 PM EDT

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Today we're bringing you a funny little Reddit thread in hopes of lifting up those spirits and providing a little giggle as you get ready to take on your day. So we all know that cats love money. We're not exactly sure why, it's not like they understand the value of it. Regardless, if they had to choose between an extravagant cat tree for $400 and a $5 bill, they'd go with the bill. But we also know that cats are criminals, so this may be where their love for the mula comes from. Yeah, now that we think about it, it makes the most sense. Welp, looks like another cat code has been cracked. Please enjoy this story of yet another criminal stealing money from his owner. 

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    Facial expression - Posted by u/Chelter_Skelter 13 hours ago Blamed the kids for taking money out of my purse only to find that we have a cat burglar. 2
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    Cabinetry
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    Listen, we know this looks bad and almost all the evidence is pointing towards the cat… innocent until proven guilty, always baby. To further investigate this matter, we just have to ask a couple of questions. Where were the kids at the time of the incident? Because if they were near, they could have easily set the cat up… just sayin 

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    Dress - SS2SLG O · 11 hr. ago $100 bill, she doesn't mess around
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    But if we were to go along with the narrative that this cat is, indeed, guilty then we'd say that she has expensive taste. We're assuming she's going to spend it on a big set of sushi, shrimp, and tuna. Can we join this party pls

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    Font - +1.8 hr. ago trixie625 Only the big bills....
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    Font - 4 min. ago Gotta pay for that catnip somehow! hass13
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    Bird - shinobipopcorn +2 11 hr. ago "This will get me TONS of tuna!"
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    Human body - Petturi +2 13 hr. ago Curious if you've had that cat since it was a kitten. It's suspect that it's fishing for money and knows to go for the big bills. Is it an outside cat?
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    Font - Thomas_theBombest 12 hr. ago Sorry, if I can just jump in here. I brought a cat home when I was 15 to my mom that was a baby kitten who grew up to be a klepto in the neighborhood and to this day my mom has a close line in the front yard with a sign that says in case you're missing anything Find it here and we always tried giving him money to smell and thought maybe he would bring some home since he was stealing everything else from the neighborhood. Nope, only neighborhood dogs toys and k
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    Human body - Petturi +2 -12 hr. ago Lol, should get him some play money and hide it around the house for him to find.
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    Font - MuffinMan12347. 2 hr. ago No wonder it needs money, you took it away from its job site where it was working and now needs to find another source of income, in this case stealing from the one who stole their livelihood away.
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    Font - FartJohnson22 · 3 hr. ago ....is your contention that people are out there training cats to do petty burglary and specifically target "big bills"? ...do you think they can read numbers?
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    Rectangle - MothMan3759 +1.3 hr. ago Different colors, different pictures. 99% of cats wouldn't care but maybe a few
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    Font - Therenda- 10 hr. ago He has unpaid kitten support.
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    Font - creepermemer +2.11 hr. ago the kids thaught him how to do it!
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    Dress - IAmConchis 6 hr. ago It's the purrfect cover!!
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    Font - hebebeguy8888 8 hr. ago Lol I remember when I was probably 12 have a twin brother so 12 too and older brother that was 15 my mom thought some one stole 150 dollars from her purse. No one admitted it and we would of at least told each other. Wonder if it was the dog now
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